Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[DaddyzLilGrl]

Mommy Dearest.......
Joan Crawford:Nooooooo! Wirrreeeeeee! Hangerssssssss!!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights.........

[unspokenone25]

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"


Office Space

[UrbanizdSkillz]

Office Space

Peter: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't... don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Trading Places (1983)

[unspokenone25]

Originally Posted by UrbanizdSkillz

Office Space

Peter: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't... don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Trading Places (1983)

President of Exchange: [Randolph Duke has just collapsed with shock] Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
Mortimer Duke: $*&% him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!
[shouts]
Mortimer Duke: Turn those machines back on!

Imitation of Life

[BlessedOne04]

Originally Posted by unspokenone25

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"


Office Space

CTFU!!! I love that scene!

[TonyB06]

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes
Boone: Good (nodding at Bertier's mama)
Boone: You take a good look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you ain't got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who your daddy is. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
Bertier: You
Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours
Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket and then get on the bus.


--Remember the Titans

[ziasha07]

Originally Posted by Infamous12

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:


"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

LMAO. I love that movie.

"Richard Lawson. Alright you sound educated."

[DaddyzLilGrl]

Mommy Dearest.......
Joan Crawford: Nooooooo! Wirrreeeeeee! Hangerssssssss!!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights.........
Bennie: You betta watch it quick you fu@kin' with a heavyweight!

Vera: Uh-Uhhhh! You done accused me of stealin' and the only thing I'm
stealin' tonight is your face!

Love Jones........
Nina: It was like his ( ) was talkin' to me.......
Josie: For reaaaaalllllll, what it say!

Darius: You stompin' up and down this block like someone stole your fu@kin'
bike!

Love and Basketball.........
Quincy: Who you going to the dance with Spaulding?

Shawnee: Damn girl I didn't know nike made dresses

[luv4denzel]

I love this!

The Cosby Show"

Clair: Let me tell you somthin', Elvin. I am not serving Dr. Huxtable, okay?

Elvin: Okay.

Clair: That's the kinda thing that goes on in a restaraunt. Now I'm gonna bring him a cup of coffee just he brought me a cup of coffee this morning, and that, young man, is what marriage is made of. It is give and take, fifty fifty. And if you don't get it together,and drop these mach attitudes, you are never gonna have anybody bringin' you anythinganywhereanyplaceanytime, EVER! Now, what would you like in your coffee?

Elvin: Maybe I could get you some coffee.

Okay, movies.

Uptown Saturday Night:
Harry Belafonte as Geechie Dan: "I'm gon' check you out good. And if you ain't clean, I'm coming back here and pick up yo liver!"

"Of course if you lyin', the undertaker gon' visit yo relative."

Lilo and Stitch--The big sister says, "At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

Lilo says--"Good. You like it cuz it's stinky like you!
Her sister says, "GO TO YOUR ROOOMM!!!!"
Lilo says "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!"

Then they both put pillows over their faces and scream. Too funny!

A Piece of the Action
Ms. Thomas to Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph)-"You have the attention span of a five year old."

Barbara: Time!

Ms. Thomas: What?

Barbara: Time out! Bad mouthin' me about my attention span. I been payin' attention, that's what's wrong. I paid enuff attention to know what's hap-nin'. What's happening is bulls---!...I paid enuff attention to peep yo game, Ms. Thomas.
Ms. Thomas: I beg your pardon?

Barbara: You ain't deaf! I said if we all get jobs, it will blow your game! Yeah, game....
What's happening is I can recognize a poverty pimp when I see one. Now you work hard at your job of helping underprivileged niggas: can you do the work? are you dependable? Isht! Can you do the work? Now you take that back wit yo' tight a$$ back to your 'first-negro-on-my-block neighborhood, and your electric vibrator."

Ms. Thomas(crying): You not gonna get me on no middle class guilt. I went to school, Barbara. I put in my time and I paid my dues! I went to school, Barbara. It was hard work!

Barbara: My a$$ bleeds for you....Now what you need is a man, or somethin'. Whatever gets you through the night!

Ms. Thomas(still crying): That's a terrible thing to say to me. Even to imply such untruth. It's so unfaiirrrr (crying).

Barbara: Oh, you mean like talking about somebody's attention span?

Classic. Just classic.

[Infamous12]

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:


"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

[DaddyzLilGrl]

In the Heat of the Night.....

Gillespie: Well, you're pretty sure of yourself, ain't you, Virgil. Virgil, that's a
funny name for a nigger boy to come from Philadelphia. What do
they call you up there?

Virgil: They callllllllllllll me Mister Tibbs!

Set it Off......

Frankie: Cleo, you go to survey the line for the COW.
Cleo: COW? There's gonna be a cow up in there?

Stony: [sighs] ... Stop smoking weed.

New Jack City.......

Nino Brown: I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.


Deep Cover.......

John:

So gather around..... as I run it down… and unravel my pedigree.

So the whole game had been a joke… a joke on me. I was a fool. I'd been turned out like a two dollar ho. Used... abused...but with no towel...and no kiss.

You know the jungle creed...say that the strongest feed on any prey it can...and I was branded beast at every feast...before I ever became a man.

Want to know what a sin is? A sin's ending up like that girl where junkies prowl, where the tigers growl...in search of that much-needed blow. Where winos cringe on a canned-heat binge...and find their graves in the snow.

[sharpstyle]

All About the Benjamin’s:

Reggie getting his lotto ticket yelling: 45…47…

Reggie telling off the guy handcuffed to the shower rod: You don’t have a forehead; you got a five-head. I bet you don’t even have dreams…you have movies…I should snatch that leather wig off your head with them suede side burns.

[CJUS]

The Scene with Craig and Pinky in Next Friday. My nine year old does the tv version all the time for me. He is so dramatic.

[gamma_girl52]

Originally posted by sharpstyle
All About the Benjamin’s:

Reggie getting his lotto ticket yelling: 45…47…

Reggie telling off the guy handcuffed to the shower rod: You don’t have a forehead; you got a five-head. I bet you don’t even have dreams…you have movies…I should snatch that leather wig off your head with them suede side burns.

Or how about when he sings: "You'll never find.....a hairline like mine...."

[LUC Kappa]

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