Baby born well-prepared for College

[Rudey]

I feel torn ladies and gentlemen. Follow my train of thought.

1. I'm a freak and love big pregnant women.
2. I love all my women to be drunk before hooking up with them.
3. I don't want to give the baby potential brain damage

-Rudey
--How do I satisfy my freak fetish while not creating kids with foreheads big enough to show movies on?