Hey, look DSTgent, I know you got a raw deal by the Deltas and Omegas in GC, so I'm willing to make a peace offering. C'mon, everyone, join in. GCers, c'mon. Charles, smoke your pipe and bring Zelda along. Brett, pour yourself a glass of vodka and club soda. Richard, bring your cigs to puff on.
DSTgent, after seeing the posts in this thread, the Omega forum, and the guestbook signatures on your FAMU chapter website, I feel like having a drink, and I want you to join me.
Let's have a strong glass of Clown Royal, ah, er, I mean CROWN ROYAL!

D'oh!
*RM drops the microphone and goes behind the crisscross motif of the set hiding and uncontrollably laughs, the rest of the gang doing the same thing!*
CFAO, CFAO, CFAO
Sorry, DSTgent, you had no chance of winning here. But you're gonna get some lovely prizes, an expired Delta Airlines ticket, a 1978 Oldsmobile Delta '88, and a Delta faucet. Thank you for playing Match Shame, I mean Match Game

(D'oh again!) .
*Turntable rotates, taking DSTgent off the set*
We'll be back, right after we do business with America.