Mike Oxbig. You'd be surprised how many people don't even notice.
And the best number to give guys/gals when they're sketchy is the following one, which you can also call for a laugh (it's a D.C. area code, so you could always say you're from Virginia, Maryland, or D.C.): 202-452-7468.
It's a recorded message but it's funny as hell and very effective.
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