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AZpinkkittie · #**676** 07-03-2003, 11:04 AM

I have been to a porno shop, but never bought anything. Honestly, I think they are hilarious. I can't help but laugh at some of the stuff they make. We have a really "nice" chain store here called fascinations, and it's not a big deal if a girl goes in there. They have great stuff for bachelorette partie favors and things, but in some of the small, seedy ones, I get a kick out of seeing the guys expressions when they see that a girl is in there. It's like we are all in some massive girl mailing list and I am going to tell their wives or something.

Dionysus · #**677** 08-26-2003, 01:19 AM

Ok, what is up w/ this? Is it true?

According to my high school soccer coach, one can tell if another person is sexually aroused or even simply attracted if their eyes dilate. I thought it was pure BS, then I heard the same thing again a week ago from someone else.

Hootie · #**678** 08-26-2003, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I don't think I would have pledged a house that promoted anal sex... hmm...

Another really funny story-
My old roommate from freshman and sophomore year got a boyfriend shortly after we both rushed. I knew him from a class and got them together. Now my roommate was psycho and i knew it, but up until sophomore year it hadn't really affected me.
Needless to say, she and her boyfriend engaged in GOLDEN SHOWERS and SHE TOLD EVERYONE about it!!! How freaking horrible. When he started urinating on our floor in our room (or used the women's room on our floor while I was showering) I decided she had to decide, either he quit visiting our room or I moved out (I cooked and did laundry, she ate and was a BIT$#) so she decided on him. We never spoke again.
Three months ago she emails me and tells me that they are engaged and people get what they deserve, so i had better watch out.
My response- People do get what they deserved, that is why she is getting pissed on the rest of her life.
No response came back!

LMFAO! This reminds me of that episode on Sex in the City where Carrie dated that guy running for public office and he wanted her to pee on him...she's all like, maybe I could poor warm water on you?!?! he he he. That's just sick!

Dionysus · #**679** 09-23-2003, 08:46 AM

What do you name it?

Mr. Wiggly?
Mr. Mushroom on a Stick?
Henry the One Eyed Snake?
Big Jimmy?

Little Sister?
Sweet Virginia?
Bad Kitty?

Imthachamp · #**680** 09-23-2003, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
What do you name it?

Mr. Mushroom on a Stick?

i love eatting mushrooms on my pizza and thats just disgusting. i hope no one ever calls it that.

p.s. dick is just fine for me.

ilovemyglo · #**681** 09-23-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus

Bad Kitty?

lol- I thought of Cartman-
"NO KITTY, that's MY POT PIE! Mom!!! Kitty's being a dildo!!!!"

"well, I know one kitty kitty that is sleeping with mommy tonight"
LOL

#**682** 09-23-2003, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
lol- I thought of Cartman-
"NO KITTY, that's MY POT PIE! Mom!!! Kitty's being a dildo!!!!"

"well, I know one kitty kitty that is sleeping with mommy tonight"
LOL

lmao.

great quote!

I prefer to call it the purple-headed yogurt thrower.

Kitso
KS 361

Optimist Prime · #**683** 09-23-2003, 11:19 AM

There is no polite way to ask this, but do queefs really happen? I hope not. And I hope they never happen to anyone I know.

KSig RC · #**684** 09-23-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
Yes they do Billy! I know only cuz my sister can queef on command....DON'T ASK! LMAO!

SO HOT

maybe she can pee on me, like ilovemyglo's buddy?

#**685** 09-23-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
SO HOT

maybe she can pee on me, like ilovemyglo's buddy?

if you ask for a cleveland steamer, i'm gonna drive to your front door and bitch slap you.

Kitso
KS 361 freakin disgusting

KSig RC · #**686** 09-23-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
if you ask for a cleveland steamer, i'm gonna drive to your front door and bitch slap you.

Kitso
KS 361 freakin disgusting

hahaha - yeah, the steamer's definitely more disgusting than the vaginal farting, i'll give you that (but only barely, because well they're both pretty gross)

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #**687** 09-23-2003, 05:02 PM

"cleveland steamer"?

ilovemyglo · #**688** 09-23-2003, 05:30 PM

poop

#**689** 09-23-2003, 05:43 PM

Glass

Bottom

Boat.

Kitso
KS 361 times it's the pinnacle of dirtiness

DeltaDomme · #**690** 09-24-2003, 01:01 PM

When I was in school we heard rumors about some of the frat guys doing circle jerks but we never actually knew if they took place. We were too busy doing Daisy Chains . They were for sisters only and usually took place in a motel room or private residence off campus. Normally 10-12 girls would participate and it was never the same 12 every time. After smoking a couple of joints we would all undress each other and after loads of kissing and petting we would all lie down on the floor in a circleand the first girl would eat the second girl who ate the third girl and so on around so that everyone was eating and getting eaten . This would sometimes go on for a couple of hours with all of changing positions in the chain so we got to eat as many different girls as possible. They were marvelous fun and girls didnt get to participate except by invatation only by someone else who had already been to one. The best ones took place at the house of my Mistress (who was also my Eng. Lit. Prof) on Saturday afternoon disguiesed as a 'girls lit club' I got to have sex with more girls than I could keep count of and I still have a Daisy Chain when I hold weekend house parties for my women friends and they are VERY popular.