How Come?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by HeartbrAKA:
How come after I dropped my son off at camp this morning and went back to my car I couldn't get back in cause my alarm stopped working?

How come my cell phone and purse were locked in the car?
How come when I found a phone and told my brother to come get me he took 30 minutes cause I gave him the wrong directions?
How come the drive is only 5 minutes and I could have walked home but was too lazy?
How come we had to go to three different stores to find a 12 volt battery for my alarm?
How come I don't have an extra alarm at home?
How come I don't have an extra set of keys?
How come we were buying the battery and this guy was taking watermelons from the box outside the store and smashing them on the ground?
How come security was chasing him?
How come I was dyin'?
How come when I went to check on my son at camp yesterday during lunchtime they were giving out free lunches and my son didn't want one cause he packed his own lunch but I made him get one anyway cause I was hungry and took it to work with me?

This was hilarious, the whole thing, hilarious!!! Soror, you are too much, lol.