How come, when the Chinese man delivers the food to my house, he always rings the bell frantically (at least 15 times non-stop)and bangs on the front window, as if someone is chasing his a$$??
How come I always have to fling open the door and yell "Hey! How many times must I tell you NOT to ring the bell like a madman? Ring the bell ONCE and give us time to get to the door!"
How come this delivery man from hell (it's always the same dude)continues to stand in my doorway AFTER I've already given him his tip, like it's not nearly enough for him?
How come, when I came to work with my new hairstyle last month (it was kind of like Halle Berry's hair in swordfish)....a student asked me (very loudly) was I the new PowerPuff girl?
How come there are commercials that advertise miracle pills that increase your breast size an amazing 2 cups in a few weeks? Why do they have these foolish looking women in bikinis sitting down at breakfast popping this pill and talking about how people ask them if they've had breast implants?
How come the pills are supposed to stimulate the dormant nerves in your breast. Hell, if breasts grow simply by being stimulated, we would all wear a double F cup and can give the money to the men in our lives!
[This message has been edited by Sexy Mocha (edited June 27, 2001).]
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