Ghetto Wedding Stories

[33girl]

Of course, the other side of the ghetto wedding...is the redneck wedding. Opposites you may say, but eerily similar.

You may be at a redneck wedding/reception if:

-Bikers driving by see all the bikes outside and decide to come on in, wearing full leather.

-There is karaoke to "Forever and Ever Amen" sung DURING THE CEREMONY.

-At the reception, people change from their formal clothes to jeans or sweats. Personal fave: the teenage boy wearing a shirt that says "tickle this Elmo."

-There are firehoses and boots in plain view.

-If you spill a drink, the lady in the kitchen gives you a mop to clean it up yourself.

-The bridal party has all dated each other at some point in high school.

-If you get your bridesmaids or mother of the bride dresses from anyplace other than the JC Penney prom catalog, you are just too full of yourself and "citified."

-People only dance to the country tunes, not the "dance" music.