Do not mess with the Ninjas!!!!!

moe.ron · #1 09-15-2003, 07:30 AM

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1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

KuThetaChi · #2 09-15-2003, 07:42 AM

That was really really funny!!!

KuThetaChi · #3 09-15-2003, 09:19 AM

I refuse to believe no one else sees the humor in this... or could at leats post something....

moe.ron · #4 09-15-2003, 09:22 AM

I guess the humor is too smart for some people

KuThetaChi · #5 09-15-2003, 09:34 AM

oh well....

bafromkc · #6 09-15-2003, 09:45 AM

that is really funny. i feel bad for that town though.

dzandiloo · #7 09-15-2003, 10:07 AM

If you think that is funny, check out the site that expands on it:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

The hate mail is especially amusing. It's called "parody" people...and I love it.

DWAlphaGam · #8 09-15-2003, 10:18 AM

That was cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet. It was so sweet, I kicked my mom in the head.

I love realultimatepower.net.

Lil' Hannah · #9 09-15-2003, 10:51 AM

Am I a bad Greek if I loved the sorority girl one? I wonder if it's still up...

Optimist Prime · #10 09-15-2003, 11:36 AM

haha

tkeos443 · #11 09-15-2003, 01:18 PM

I think ninja's are plotting my demise