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Perfect timing.
Medical Technicians I realize that legally, you can not tell me anything about the cancer you see in my boyfriend's neck. Yes, I understand that's for the doctor to determine. However, during the scan, you MAY NOT make concerned, puzzled, or otherwise worried looks that do nothing but freak me out. Learn to deadpan, and learn it now.
Incompetent secretaries When you are told to call in a prescription, do it. Do not wait until next week, especially when the following Monday is a holiday.
My upstairs neighbors I know you just moved in, so let me explain the rules here. This is not a dorm. The people who live here are professionals. You may not begin guitar practice at 1am on a Tuesday night. You may not test the bass of you newly plugged in stereo at 12:30 am Wednesday night. You may not assemble shelves at 2am on Thursday night. I'd also greatly appreciate it if you noticed the trend in the above statements.
Fruit flies Get the hell out of my kitchen.
Myself Hey, idiot. You had two things to buy at Target last night: shelves and a lock. How you walked out of that store with shelves and NO LOCK is beyond me. It's a simple task. Get your act together.
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