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Old 08-26-2003, 01:41 PM
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I hate to say it BUUTT...you lost your black card IF...especially back in the day.......maybe now

1. you dated/slept with/married/hung with white women/men
especially if you were a "black nationalists" hollering "black power"
2. dressed preppy..ya know argyle sweater, with the crisp white shirt and collar up, pants rolled at the bottom and the penny loafer fo' sho!

3. moved to the suburbs

4. didn't go to an all black high school/college

5. if you thought O.J. did it! (in my Ced the Entertainer voice) lololo

6. if you listened to heavy metal/ rock and roll (but I like system of a down )

7. didn't have a jherri curl (my black card went out the window...because no matter how bad I wanted one my momma wouldn't let me...she said I couldn't put that sloppy shut yo' mouth in my head....THANK-U MAMA!!! ...kids listen to yo' mama!)lolol

shiiii....i WISHED we lived in the suburbs and i want my parents to move there NOW!!!. the streets is too real!

and can't nobody question my blackness and i didn't go to an all black high school or college. the magnet high school i attended was all-zones so we had some of everybody there and it actually made me appreciate my blackness even more. the same goes for the university i attended. for me, it wasn't about the black-college thing, it was about the whole ACCREDITED degree thing!

oh, and uh, o.j. DID IT!!!!!!!
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Old 08-26-2003, 01:50 PM
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Oh yeah trust me in some people's eyes, I lost mine for all the reasons stated above! That's ok, I got a duplicate!

And no I do not plan on giving my kid azz whuppins...right now the look of death is all it takes! (My momma revoked my card for that one!)

This might make me lose my duplicate card but: WTF is Tunk?????

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I hate to say it BUUTT...you lost your black card IF...especially back in the day.......maybe now

1. you dated/slept with/married/hung with white women/men
especially if you were a "black nationalists" hollering "black power"
2. dressed preppy..ya know argyle sweater, with the crisp white shirt and collar up, pants rolled at the bottom and the penny loafer fo' sho!

3. moved to the suburbs

4. didn't go to an all black high school/college

5. if you thought O.J. did it! (in my Ced the Entertainer voice) lololo

6. if you listened to heavy metal/ rock and roll (but I like system of a down )

7. didn't have a jherri curl (my black card went out the window...because no matter how bad I wanted one my momma wouldn't let me...she said I couldn't put that sloppy shut yo' mouth in my head....THANK-U MAMA!!! ...kids listen to yo' mama!)lolol
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Old 08-26-2003, 02:52 PM
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How did I forget about this one?

You will absolutely postively lose your black card if:

You got time-out instead of "whoopins" when you were a kid or you are planning on giving your future children time-outs instead of spankings.

What kind of discipline is time-out?
*swipe*

There goes my card. My son will get time outs. The most he will get is a smack on the back of his hand but no whuppins.

How about this. I DON'T LIKE HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING

I made fried chicken for my husband's friends and two of them asked me for hot sauce. You should have seen their faces when I said "I don't have any" When I order chicken wings from the chinese spot they always say "hot sauce on side?" and I'm like NO. They look at me crazy too.
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Old 08-26-2003, 02:53 PM
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Well...I can't stand hot sauges or chitlins or pig feet or souse..uhk and even though I only spoke "proper" English in front of my mother (who would correct me if I didn't)when I was younger, I was always accused of talking "white."

However, I can play Tunk, Spades, Deuce, Whist and I luuuv soul food...And In my opinion you get your black card revoked if...

1. You were never a member of a black chuch or church refer to the "You know your in a black church" post if you need clarification..
2. You don't know and/or like Tupac Shakur
3. You don't try to outdo others in fashion...even if it's church attire and in a lot of cases especially if it's church attire
4. You don't know anyone with the nickname Peewee, Pookie, Peanut, Kiki, Tay, Snoop, Lil _____, and Pooh.
5. You didn't sit at the "black lunch table" if you went to a predominately white school.
6. You don't find a single black person attractive. I knew a guy, lets call him Larry, we grew up together and when we reached highschool Larry died his hair blond, got blue contacts, and shopped exclusively at the GAP...Well my male friends thought he was going into a Gay And Proud transitions, especially since thats what our crowd called the GAP but it turns out he told a girlfriend of mine that he had embrace American culture and didn't find most black PEOPLE (although I think he specifically meant black women) attractive at all. Last I heard he's engaged or committed to some redhead. It's called self-hatred...Black card revoked.

DISCLAIMER: I do believe you love who you love, but this brother didn't even love his own skin color...there's a difference.

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Old 08-26-2003, 04:04 PM
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6. You don't find a single black person attractive. I knew a guy, lets call him Larry, we grew up together and when we reached highschool Larry died his hair blond, got blue contacts, and shopped exclusively at the GAP...Well my male friends thought he was going into a Gay And Proud transitions, especially since thats what our crowd called the GAP but it turns out he told a girlfriend of mine that he had embrace American culture and didn't find most black PEOPLE (although I think he specifically meant black women) attractive at all. Last I heard he's engaged or committed to some redhead. It's called self-hatred...Black card revoked.

DISCLAIMER: I do believe you love who you love, but this brother didn't even love his own skin color...there's a difference.
It sounds like "Larry" wouldn't give a rat's behind if his card was revoked - he didn't embrace/love himself in the first instance. A dayum shame I tell 'ya.
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:07 PM
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It sounds like "Larry" wouldn't give a rat's behind if his card was revoked - he didn't embrace/love himself in the first instance. A dayum shame I tell 'ya.
It may be a dayum shame, but frankly, who needs the "Larrys" of the world? I certainly wouldn't want someone like that in my life because I don't want a butt-whipping because I don't match his twisted ideal.
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:09 PM
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It may be a dayum shame, but frankly, who needs the "Larrys" of the world? I certainly wouldn't want someone like that in my life because I don't want a butt-whipping because I don't match his twisted ideal.
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:38 PM
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sounds to me like A"larry" turned his card in
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:43 PM
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oh, and uh, o.j. DID IT!!!!!!! [/B]
**in my Ceddy voice** and Rosa Parks just sat her a** down on the bus.....lol

C'mon give O.J. a break....
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:48 PM
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This might make me lose my duplicate card but: WTF is Tunk?????
May I co-sign with you, Jill? I have never heard of this. WTH is it??
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:51 PM
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**in my Ceddy voice** and Rosa Parks just sat her a** down on the bus.....lol

C'mon give O.J. a break....
I most certainly won't give Ohhhjjjenthal Spanish Fly Simpson a break. Murdering (expletive).
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:09 PM
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Murdering (expletive).
LOL!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I will gladly turn in my Black Card for the following reasons:

I can't stand "Good Times" nor "Sanford and Son"
I didn't know how to make Kool-aid (where you add your own sugar) until my ex taught me in college
I don't like hot sauce
I do not know every single line in the movie "Firday"
and I don't know how to play dominoes
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:23 PM
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Wow my black card is gone on all counts.

I refuse to believe that my card goes because OJ is guilty. I mean dang he clearly was not even ABOUT black folk so why did we all care so much?

Agreed on the whuppings note and the "black lunch table" note that was posted earlier.

I sat at the black table from grade school through college, lol!


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Originally posted by miss priss
I hate to say it BUUTT...you lost your black card IF...especially back in the day.......maybe now

1. you dated/slept with/married/hung with white women/men
especially if you were a "black nationalists" hollering "black power"
2. dressed preppy..ya know argyle sweater, with the crisp white shirt and collar up, pants rolled at the bottom and the penny loafer fo' sho!

3. moved to the suburbs

4. didn't go to an all black high school/college

5. if you thought O.J. did it! (in my Ced the Entertainer voice) lololo

6. if you listened to heavy metal/ rock and roll (but I like system of a down )

7. didn't have a jherri curl (my black card went out the window...because no matter how bad I wanted one my momma wouldn't let me...she said I couldn't put that sloppy shut yo' mouth in my head....THANK-U MAMA!!! ...kids listen to yo' mama!)lolol
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:05 PM
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Wow my black card is gone on all counts.

I refuse to believe that my card goes because OJ is guilty. I mean dang he clearly was not even ABOUT black folk so why did we all care so much?

Agreed on the whuppings note and the "black luinch table" note that was posted earlier.

I sat at the black table from grade school through college, lol!
Hey, neither did OJ until he went on BET with Ed Gordon...

And I just heard some disturbing celeb news about OJ that ain't in ANY po-po records...
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:16 PM
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Hey, neither did OJ until he went on BET with Ed Gordon...

And I just heard some disturbing celeb news about OJ that ain't in ANY po-po records...
DO share!
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