DO NOT- speak to me in ebonics.
exp. "Hey gul, what 'cho name is?"
DO NOT- get mad when I turn you down.
DO NOT- ask for my notes from class when you have been absent for 3 weeks.
DO NOT- ask for my notes in class when you are sitting right next to me. Why did you not hear the professor? I did.
DO NOT- (Men) wear those tight "muscle shirts". They are tacky. If your muscles are big, believe me, they will be noticeable in a regular shirt that you can breathe in.
DO NOT-(Ladies) wear black stockings with white shoes. Aww damn, just dont wear white dress shoes at all.
DO NOT- let your huge dog jump up on me, and when I am afraid, tell me "he does not bite". Of course he does, he has teeth doesn't he?
DO NOT-(Men) bathe in cologne. A little dab will do. A sista has allergies.
DO NOT- (Men) come to the door with your shirt off, if you have not been to the gym in months. Believe me, it shows.
DO NOT- buy rims that cost more than your car.
DO NOT- wear white deodorant with a sleeveless shirt. The clear stuff really works.
DO NOT-wear a regular bra with spaghetti straps. Strapless bras really work.
DO NOT-(Ladies) loan men money. If their mom won't loan it to them, that should tell you something.
DO NOT-tattoo your neck.
DO NOT-(Ladies)wear a bikini if you have not shaved/waxed the pertinent areas.
DO NOT-ask me to ask my famous friends for autographed 'nalia. They don't keep dozens of extra starter jackets in the closet.
DO NOT-refuse a mint. If it is offered, you probably need it.
DO NOT-play loud, offensive music in your car. That is very country and none of us care to hear what you are listening to.
DO NOT-talk about marriage on the first date, there will be no second date.
DO NOT-ignore this list.
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I'm not conceited, just convinced.
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