Giving more than 100%

[moe.ron]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes >100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T= 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by Arya
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

Well, I'm no math whiz but I could have told you that!!

[KSigkid]

But there are a lot of people who haven't figured all of that out yet...

[smiley21]

excuse me but i rather go with hardwork. 98% makes for a better person than 118% of ass kissing. because when the ass kisser gets what he wants, he wont know what to do with it. i dont mean to get all moral
but arya, its a very clever analogy.

oh and allow me to toot my horn here: i know i put more than 100% of hard work. if there is one thing that i hear alot at work its 'adrian, why do you work so much? you dont need to. let someone help you. why dont you ever take a break?'
i have pride (54%) and hardwork (98%). that makes for 152%.

what makes for the 100% of my body?
50%- hardwork, intelligence, and diligence
50%- my wonderful sweet personality

okay, my horn tooting time is over

[docetboy]

I should print it up and post it at work...

[Tom Earp]

Arya,

There are few times in my life that I have been suprised, but you rank if not one maybe 2!

That was very nicely done! For a SPE of courserer!!!!

[moe.ron]

Word to your mother yow.

[moe.ron]

SEXUAL FAVORS = 163%

[moe.ron]

for all you Freshman's, life lesson.

[MoonStar17]

Originally posted by Arya
SEXUAL FAVORS = 163%

LOL!!!

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by Arya
SEXUAL FAVORS = 163%

So I wonder what Sex & Chocolate is then.....

[steelepike]

funny stuff

[Hootie]

Oh hell ya! I'm copying that for the store!