Nooooo Soror Catwoman!
A post-dated box!?!? That is tooo funny.
1)You know you are in a black church if you have choir dresses made to match the Reverend's favorite robe. (Y'all know what I'm talking about. You know - you go to the cloth store and pick out a pattern and then your aunt or somebody gives you a messed up sewing job)
2)You know you're in a black church if someone gets up during service and holds up their index finger (as to say excuse me for disrupting service).
3)You know you're in a black church if the teenagers sneak out during service to go to the corner store.
4)You know you're in a black church if you have to wash feet during communion.
5)You know you're in a black church if the musician plays at the end of the sermon to emphasize the Reverend's point.
6)You know you're in a black church if you sing "All things come of thee..." to bless the offering.
7)Or if you sing "Reach out and touch, somebody's hand..." at closing.
8)If you get sick from eating at the covered-dish dinners after church.
9)There are a whole bunch of kids there that walked to church and their parents stayed at home.
10)Reverend says: God is good. Congration replies: All the time.
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Alpha Kappa Alpha
17-Alpha Phi-91
[This message has been edited by Taykimson (edited September 08, 2000).]
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