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Originally posted by chideltjen
heard another good one:
a mexican was getting ready to become an american citizen. in order for him to pass his citizenship test he needed to take an english course.
on the day of his exam, the official asks the mexican to use the words "green, pink, and yellow" in a sentence.
the mexican thinks for a bit and then says:
"well, the telephone goes 'green green' i pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"
it sounds better with an accent... just imagine it k 
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This is how the joke I know goes...
A border patol officer catches a man crossing the border without a passport. The officer asks him to use a sentence with the words green, pink, and yellow in it to see if he was truly a U.S. Citizen. The man says, "When the telephone goes "grin grin", I pink it up and I say, 'Jello?'"
No offense to Mexican Americans cuz I'm one of them!
I heard it a different way....
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