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Originally posted by The Grapist
So, you won't leave me alone, call me day and night, watch my house from the
bushes. Calling you a stalker is an insult to the stalkers of the world. I know you
are attracted to bad guys, with your father, I would be, too. But, please, stop
coming on to me! I am not attracted to the likes of you! It is like apples and
oranges, cats and dogs, peanuts and swingsets. The constant calling of my
house with you hanging up when I pick up the phone, the blue Ford following me
when I am out. Do you know how hard it is to get done what I do without people
following me? Now they have this obvious red-headed tailing me everywhere I go.
I've had to abandon all of my hideouts. There is no safe haven from you.
Restraining Orders are useless against you, you have inherited enough wealth to
pay off the police. In short, I am helpless. Please leave me alone, Wendy (Wendy's hamburgers Wendy)! You know I like men, anyway!
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Dude you couldn't PAY to have someone that looks like me follow your ass all day.
You like men??? I have someone in mind to set you up with on GC... PAGING DAMASA!!! No, not to set you up w/, but B knows exactly who I'm talking about.......bwahahahha.......
I've inherited wealth??? Puhleeeease tell me where, o wise one...I could use the $$$$$
And the thing in your profile about graping lil kids???? Ummmmm everything else was funny but dude that's pretty sick.
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