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q: what part of popeye will never rust?
a: the part he puts into olive oil
q: why do roosters not have hands?
a: cause hens dont have tits.
q: what does a condom have in common with a woman?
a: they both spend more time in the man's pocket than on the end of his penis.
q: what did one lesbian frog say to other?
a:wow, we do taste like chicken.
q: what is a blonde's mating call?
a: i am so drunk!!
q: what is an ugly blonde's mating call?
a: i said, 'I AM SO DRUNK!!'
q: how can you tell if a witch is horny?
a: see which end of the broomstick she is riding.
little boy: mommy where do babies come from?
mom: the stork brings them
little boy: well then who f**** the stork?
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