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A couple of Arkansas newlyweds are starting to make out in their honeymoon suite. The wife suddenly turns to the husband and says, "Honey, I gotta tell ya something: I's a virgin." The husband says, "You's a WHAT?" He gets up and runs out of the room, leaves the hotel, and goes back to his parents' house. As he walks into his living room, his father says, "Whatcha doin' home, boy?" The husband replies, "Sorry, Paw, but we was about to do it and she tells me she's a virgin. I didn't know what ta do, so I ran." His father says, "Boy, you done the right thing. If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
Mark Twain
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