Ask Arya Any Question, And He Shall Answer

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Originally posted by AOX81
Why am I losing my mind?

You have not loose your mind. In fact, it's just temporarily misplaced.

Originally posted by Optimist Prime
where can I find a job?

In the real world, and your local McDonald shop.

FuzzieAlum
Where is Arya?

I'm everywhere. Yet I'm nowhere. So I was in bed sleeping.

MoonStar17
Why is it that when the last 10 minutes before 5pm come at work, all of a sudden there seems to be a million seconds in one minute...and my boss always finds little things for me to do so i have to stay late and she gets to leave right at 5?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Because your boss need a can of nirvana whoop ass. Tell her that she better respect you or you'll kick her ass.

justamom
If one loses his sense of humor, how will he ever find it?
Can he ever find it? Why do some never have it? In additon, why are people always asking others ,"Where's your sense of humor?"

One can never loses his sense of humor. There is varying degree of having a sense of humor. From a person who will get offended by all to one that doesn't get offended at all. So if somebody have no sense of humore, his tolerance for humor is low and he needs a can of whoop ass.

damasa
Oh modern day Sophist:

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I'm your daddy, yes I'm. And I answer question to all life's answer.