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For some reason when I lived in Fairbanks, we heard all the BEST pickup lines. We think it had to do with the ratio of men to women, and the fact the army and air force both had many personnel in the area. Some of the gems:
1) Do you have a lot of over due library books? Because you have FINE written all over you!!
2) You have more legs than a bucket of chicken!
3) Your parents must be terrorists, because you sure are THA BOMB!!!
4) Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!!!
5) Your parents must be drug dealers, because you sure are DOPE!!
6) Is your daddy a baker? Those are nice buns.
7) Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only 10 I SEE!!!
8) Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
9) Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother...I found the woman of my dreams!
10) Ma'am you are under arrest? Why? Because you took my breath away!!
I know there are more but I tried to block them out.
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