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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Hmm, Kitso, I think I know someone that qualifies.....
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<ahem> clearing the ol' throat there......'scuze me.
list of yet-to-be-found-in-perfect-guy criteria.....
**i need to be attracted physically to this person....he ain't gotta be GQ, but he has to do it for
me.....
**have a brain, please......and with that brain, make me laugh my ass off (and i gotta big ass....so....be funny)
**think i'm cute, no matter what....whether it's super cute pink undies or hangin out in sweats, wanna do me 24-7
**southern gentleman....all i gotta say on that one
**if you like W, you get
maaaaaaajor points

(not as much as i like him, though, b/c...whoa....weird)
**don't put up with all of my isht....i can be wrong (i know, you're shocked, but it happens), so don't be afraid to put me in my place....make up sex was invented for a reason........(geez...this music.....honestly!)
**hang out with your bros/boys....not only is that cute you have good friends, but i need time with my sisters/girls, too
wow...did i say "
yet-to-be-found"????? gosh.....361 times i musta been smokin crack when i started writing this.......