OOOh! My turn!
How come people point to their wrist while asking for the time? I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours?!?
How come people are willing to get off their ass to search the ENTIRE room for the t.v. remote because they REFUSE to walk to the t.v. and change the channel manually?
How come people ask to BORROW a piece of paper? Sure, take the paper but PLEASE, don't return the favor. It's a god damn piece of paper.
How come people say, " It's always in the last place you look". Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
How come people say, "Oh, you just want your cake and eat it too". What good is a dam cake if you can't eat it?? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
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