O.k. ladies...here we go again.
You know you're a ghetto Christian if:
1. You lie on an application to get a job and then get up and testify how "GOD made a way out of NO way"
2. You get mad at a visitor and call them out for sitting in YOUR seat
3. You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you just got your hair done
4. You take two hours to get ready for church, get there late and leave early
5. You open your bible and you cough from the dust that flies out
6. Your wedding song is "Secret Lovers"
7.You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free
8. You don't lift your hand during Worship because your acrylic nail is broken
9. The only time you like to sing in the choir is when they let you sing "your" song
10. After you've done wrong and someone has rebuked you, you don't repent , but say "Well the Lord knows my heart".
11. You have ever said " Show me in the Bible where it says Thou shall not smoke"
12. Your favorite part of the service is the benediction
13. You think the Trinity is a new female gospel group
14. You just got finished smoking outside of the church and then try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the congregation "The devil don't want me to sing this song."
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