Well..there have been many many many roommate threads, and I don't really feel like digging them all up (even though CT4 already did a lot of it), but apparently these stories are too funny to NOT post...So here's my story about roommate numbers one and two from last year
Roomate One:
-------my first roommate was 21, about 6'2", prolly pushing 300 lbs.. smelled funny, didn't enjoy bathing, and was all lesbian (nothing wrong with that, just an observation)....she drove me up the f*ckin wall....and what made it worse, her g/f was about the same proportions, a few inches taller....didnt like to bathe... all the same isht...and that stankin' ass bitch would come down and stay with her...in a DORM BED...girl, those things are TINY..pam could barely fit on one herself (not calling her fat, cuz lord knows i don't have room to talk...just another observation)...so then it was Pam AND Sam...
....it was so bad...when they were both there, i stayed in one of my sister's rooms... and i'd have to go to my room to get my blankets and pillow..and my sister wouldnt even come in my damn room..it was that bad...she'd stand out in the hall and gag from the stench....
Roommate Two:
--------the second roommate almost lost her head one day... she downloaded the nelly/nsync song...and listened to it and sang along...32 TIMES IN A ROW... cuz every time she played it again, i was like 'b*tch, im finna whoop your A$$'....and then id think 'i wish this b*tch WOULD play it again....ill say something'... so finally, after 32 times.. i coudlnt stand it.. i was like 'Hey roommate, could you NOT play that f*cking song, EVER AGAIN?!!'...she used to get SO mad that i called her 'roommate'.... for a while, i didn't even remember her real name, lol, which was bad, because i was rushing her :-D
Alright, so looking back on how I talk on IM, I sound like a drunken sailor!! I promise I don't have such a potty mouth all the time - - just when people drive me nuts!!!
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