HC we can't go ANYWHERE without some isht popping off?
HC I almost never go to clubs?
HC I try not to?
HC I don't like the general atmostphere?
HC I was bored tonight?
HC my girls and I haven't been out in a minute, not a real night out, except for this fight party a few weeks ago

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HC they decided they wanted to try out this new club in the Vista..
HC I am like "Oh, the Vista...that's cool, I'm down!"
HC I know the guy that owns this club, he went to the college as me, I think he is a grad student, and he hosts a lot of different greek events?
HC I am thinking..."Okay, he's cool, I'm down!"
HC when we FIRST got in the club...kinda small, but nice atmostphere, two of my friends went to the bar?
HC of course they are like hold their seats...
HC so these two
females 
sit down, one of them sat in one of the chairs that my girl was sitting in...
HC I said (nicely, I might add), "Excuse me, this seat is taken, my friend just went to the bar"...
HC she says all nice, "Oh this one?"
HC Yeah
HC she says okay (I took that to mean, I'll move when she gets back)...then my friends walk back over like 3 minutes later so she's looking at me like "I thought I told you to hold my seat!"
HC I am like...No she said she was going to get up, I told her...
HC my friend said, nicely "Hello, may I have my seat back please!"(with a smile)
HC this hoodrat skank looks my girl up and down and says "F--- You!"
HC EHHHH???
HC it took everything in me to maintain myself as a
lady!
HC my girl was like "It is NOT even that serious, don't even worry about it!"
HC I am still like EHHH?
HC I wanted to take her 'out back' on principle alone!
HC?
HC I don't care how "together" I look, you DON'T disrespect me!
HC EVER????
HC stankin so-n-so...with a tattoo on her leg from her roota to her toota...LOL, why was her roota and toota out anyways???
HC when all my other friends got there she got scared?
HC
WE DON'T FIGHT IN CLUBS HONEY!!!
HC I am a "F'N LADY"

HC but she decided she wanted a drink! LOL

HC Payback is a BIZNITCH...and since I knew my girl wouldn't say anything to her, I sat in her chair!!!
HC I was waiting for her to
FIX her lip to say something!
HC next story...
HC liquor, I mean the liquid courage starts to settle into peoples systems and TWO fights break out!
HC I told my girls to just stay where we were because we were near the front by a wall (Safe).
HC once the commotion calms down inside and outside, we go ahead and exit?
HC we get down the walkway and round the corner to the parking lot, and ANOTHER fight breaks out...guess who?
HC THE CLUB OWNER!!!
HC I guess he was mad at the dude for starting a fight in his club and he put him out, the guy gets mad and they exchange words and there you have it..
HC did I mention that the club owner's fraternity brother's were there too?
HC PANDEMONIUM!!!
HC I couldn't wait to get in the car?
HC NOW I see why I don't go to clubs?
HC we can't do anything civilized?
HC?
HC I am going to bed?
HC?
HC tomorrow I am going to have to wash this smoke out of my hair and I just got my 'hur did' today?
HC

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HC that's life?