Awesome, awesome topic.....
The stupidest thing anyone ever stole from me was a box of philanthropy t shirts. I was philanthropy chair last semester and all the xtra larges and smalls were stolen out of my room. A) the price of your shirt is built into your bill so that everyone can have one, so they were essentially free, 1 per person and B) how many of the same shirt do you need???? WTF??? were they making a quilt or hoarding them or something????
The craziest thing my friends ever stole from a party was a, um, vibrating fake men's body part they found in a bathroom at some GUY's house.