Away Messages

[A Random DphiE]

Every day I beat my own previous record for consecutive days I've stayed alive...

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Hi! You have reached me, but alas I am too busy watching Yet Another Mind Numbing TV Show to be an attentive host...talk to you soon!! =)

it's official... the world is against me.



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Where did i go?!
((don't you just hate it when i do that?))

i'm a slave to eBay...

i bet you are just DYING to know what i am up to! (too bad, so sad!)

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular, ''Well, I guess we answered THAT question!''


Do you believe in love at first sight?
__ Yes or No

Then what about blind people?
__ Hmm, makes you think...



Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn`t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra-


Let's see if i get me some tonight... SLEEP that is! ((wink, wink))


"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Bogart


Hey... you've reached me, but i am currently too busy dealing with REALITY to attend to you... IM me if you wish to BURST my bubble... xoxo!