Don't you hate it when...

[korkscru]

Okay, here I go.... Don't you hate it when...

1. you are all prepared to eat the LAST piece of cake/pie and you find out that your HUSBAND got to it BEFORE you did and left the empy/dirty cake dish on the counter like something was still in it?

2. you and your husband are ready to "get your freak on" and your 3-year-old son decides that he doesn't want to go to sleep?

3. you get ready to put on your BRAND NEW pair of stockings/hoses and you discover that you have ATLEAST one LONG and OBVIOUS run in them?

4. you are having a WONDERFUL day and you go into the office only to haveto deal with that ONE receptionist/secretary with a MAJOR attitude?

5. you almost ALWAYS accomodate your neighbor when she/he asks to borrow things (flour, sugar, foil, butter, nutmeg, BREAD, MILK, etc.), but when you take the RARE occasion to ask THEM for something as simple as a PIECE OF PAPER, "they ain't got it"?

6. your hubby tries to "sneak a little bit" whenever you're asleep?
(NAH, NAH!!! I'm just kidding yall. I LOVE it whenever my husband does this).

7. you spend HOURS out shopping only to discover (AFTER you get back home) that you forgot to get the MAIN thing that you went to shop for in the first place?

8. your children decide that they want to "show you something", "ask you something", or "tell you something" JUST when you get on the phone, get in the bathtub, start reading, or do work for your job or school?

9. your children ask you for something 10,000 times, you tell them "NO"...10,000 times, but they decide that they want to CONTINUE to ask for the SAME thing in hopes that you will give in?

10. you and your husband start the night off sleeping comfortably in your OWN bed and you wake up the next morning only to find your 3-YEAR-OLD SON between the two of you...which explains the reason that you ALL OF A SUDDEN became uncomfortable during the night?

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF THEM YA'LL. It's easy to think of these things...ESPECIALLY whenever you have YOUNG children.