I think I'd be passed out before I ever ended up with the rings!
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Originally posted by SigTauJake:
Our wedding mixer is not like the typical "Italian" wedding. First we match up with a sorority that has about the same number of members as we do. The basement of our house is decorated as a "Singles Bar" and everyone mixes down there for while until they find someone to "hook up" with. These two people find the bartender and have to drink two beers before they are given their marriage license. Then they go upstairs to the "church." Here we have cheesy firehall wedding decorations and we have a mock wedding ceremony. To cosummate the wedding the couple does a shot together. Then they are given their rings. These are just simply paper rings that are handed in at the next station. They then move onto the area of the house called "The Seven Year Stretch" (because if you stay married for seven years, then you are supposed to be together for ever)here the couple just hangs out with the other couples, and has to drink two cups of punch before moving on. Next they travel to the "Proving Grounds" Here the couple has to prove their love for each other. They have to perform in front of the judges to win their approval and stay together forever. They have to do this anyway they can. Dancing or any other wild talents. We have a rule that no one wins the first time through. The first three couples to win get a bottle of 20/20 or something like that. If the judges do not feel that you are not made for each other you get handed your divorce papers. You then procede to the third floor of the house, or "divorce court" here you do a nasty shot, end your marriage and are sent back to the basement to try all over again. Everyone does this until everyone is married or too messed up to care. This mixer always goes over really well with the sororities, and it is a hell of a lot of fun.
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