Humor For Recent Grads

[alphachiohmy]

So true!!

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
10. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.
18. You refer to college students as kids.
19. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, Everclear and rum.
20. The beer you DO drink doesn't have to be what's on sale.
21. You're on the computer more than you're on the telephone.


except for 22. You no longer go out for something to eat in Pajama Pants and your sorority/fraternity/college sweatshirt. I do when I can get away with it.