MaggieAxid:
That was some funny stuff . . . I take it doesn't matter at all if he gave you all kinds of warning about the event?
That the warning is not more important than your bad hair day?
On a side note: I was an hour late to an old friends wedding ceremony because my date was having a bad hair day and my car was in the shop. I then had to leave the reception extremely early because she was uncomfortable. Talk about high maintainence!
sigmagrrl:
USUALLY the girl uses WHATEVAH after she has lost the argument and is fleeing the scene.
HOWEVER, the smart girl almost always wins by pulling a LOW BLOW. Namely, QUIVERING lower lip and TEARS, generally followed up with a wailing cry of "You just DON"T UNDERSTAND!"
Or, even worse. *sigh*
Some variation of, "You just don't LOVE ME! Because if you loved me you would . . . (insert some random words that mean: Be OBEDIENT TO MY WILL)."
WE boys are mostly helpless in the face of female tears. Damn . . . you might as well put a dress on us, sit us in the corner, and make us play with dolls!
Its just not right to unman us that way! *sigh*
However, I am giving you ladies FAIR WARNING, I have almost finished a video tape program (19.95 plus s/h) that will decondition a man to any woman's tears. Be it his mother, sister, female partner whatever!
Then where will y'all be? *evil cackle*
In one fell swoop you will lose your most potent weapon!
(If the women's secret police don't silence me first
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