Originally posted by Moochagoo In the past year, I have given her.
1) A Tiffany necklace
2) A Gucci handbag.
What next????
Here's what you do mon ami. You give her an apron and tell her to make you a sandwich. If she screams, you smack her and tell her you're going to pick up a Parisian prostitute, because prostitutes only have a 35 hour government-supported work week and spend the rest of their time cooking for their men.
-Rudey
--If you really want to spoil her, you can get "Owned by [Insert name her]" sewn on her apron.
Threaded Mode