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Originally Posted by Sciencewoman
Don't be so modest, CG. Tell everyone how you're also the Vikings's new cheerleading coach!
CG is going to overhaul the whole operation, with only one assistant!
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Wait… are you being serious right now? I mean, I was cheer captain in high school and college. You knew that. So….. me coaching the Vikings cheerleaders last season really shouldn’t have come as a shock to you, Sciencewoman.
Anyway, they started training me mid-season last year for the head coaching role, I just kept it quiet. Yep, the actual football team, and then, they just let me take the lead when we played your team, the Lions. We lost (barely), but even Dan Campbell was impressed. Like… ran across the field with a football and a Sharpie impressed. He wanted a selfie too. Wasn’t even my idea.
I mean, I would’ve enjoyed the moment more if he hadn’t been marinated in Axe. I SO got nauseous. I swear, I thought I was being gassed by a locker room. Ew!
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Originally Posted by Cheerio
CG, you mention three of the four teams I chose last year to advance to the super dance (Lions, Browns, Vikings), plus The Team I Truly Dislike (Cowboys; see my signature below).
This year I'm still choosing my "same old delusions" (as you say) Vikings vs Bills for number LX. Alternate teams still Lions and Browns (it's gotta happen sometime!).;
One recent NFL amusement: New Yorker magazine featured a cartoon pretending Donald Trump signed an Executive Order renaming the "Buffalo Big Beautiful Bills" and changing their helmet logo to the D.C. Capitol building.
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I remember that. You were so close, Cheerio. I don’t remember you choosing the Browns though. Did you really choose them? Oh no, lol.
I could SO see Trump doing that. And then like making it really hard to change it back.
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