What do you feel like saying, right now?

[XAntoftheSkyX]

How CG is answering the door next time:

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

How CG is answering the door next time:

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Hilarious! Yes!

I swear, I haven’t eaten pizza since. If I eat pizza now, it’s in a restaurant. But ordering it? Nope.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

How CG is answering the door next time:

Hahahahaha! Good one!

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

He’ll be in Ann Arbor, not Detroit. But if he decides to visit Detroit, I’m not worried about a carjacking. I mean, they found my Vikings ship stripped on cinder blocks in the Detroit River after the first Vikings/Detroit game there. As long as he doesn’t park near the water, he might still have four tires when he gets back to his hotel in Ann Arbor. Besides, if he does visit Detroit while he’s there, I’ll just tell him to rent like a 1992 Buick or something, with one hubcap and a busted taillight — blends right in. Don’tcha think?

LMFAO! I hollered! Tell him not to forget the big ass “D” to stick on the rear window LOL!

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

How CG is answering the door next time:

Lmao!

[Phrozen Sands]

Look y’all, I ain’t gonna lie. Now that I’ve met CG in real life, in her defense, if I was that pizza delivery dude, I would’ve been mesmerized too. What was he supposed to do? CG opened the door, to him, it was like a movie scene — hair flowing, legs out, light hitting just right… dude didn’t stand a chance LMAO. She can’t help what she looks like. Genetics can be a mofo sometimes.

But me? I’d have at least kept my wits about me. I’d be standing there, holding that pizza like a pro, hit her with a smooth, “Hey, uh… for quality control purposes, go head and write your digits on the receipt.”

Now, of course, if I spotted that big ass rock on her finger first, that’d be an instant “My bad.” I’d pivot real quick. But before I did, I’d throw in a “Respect to your husband — man is blessed beyond belief”, before I exited the situation. Unlike pizza delivery dude, no fumbling, no awkward staring, just vibes from me to CG. But hey, I get it, pizza delivery dude froze up. Rookie mistake LOL.

[Phrozen Sands]

I’m mad as hell and full of regret that I told my tax person I’d see him early Saturday to do my taxes. Sleepy as hayle!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Look y’all, I ain’t gonna lie. Now that I’ve met CG in real life, in her defense, if I was that pizza delivery dude, I would’ve been mesmerized too. What was he supposed to do? CG opened the door, to him, it was like a movie scene — hair flowing, legs out, light hitting just right… dude didn’t stand a chance LMAO. She can’t help what she looks like. Genetics can be a mofo sometimes.

But me? I’d have at least kept my wits about me. I’d be standing there, holding that pizza like a pro, hit her with a smooth, “Hey, uh… for quality control purposes, go head and write your digits on the receipt.”

Now, of course, if I spotted that big ass rock on her finger first, that’d be an instant “My bad.” I’d pivot real quick. But before I did, I’d throw in a “Respect to your husband — man is blessed beyond belief”, before I exited the situation. Unlike pizza delivery dude, no fumbling, no awkward staring, just vibes from me to CG. But hey, I get it, pizza delivery dude froze up. Rookie mistake LOL.

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If you asked for my number, I’d have said.. “Sure. Be right back. I just changed my phone number, so it’s not quite in my head, yet.” Then, I would just come back with a phone number on the receipt to an actual different pizza delivery place. I’d say… “My number is on the back. Call me.”

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

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If you asked for my number, I’d have said.. “Sure. Be right back. I just changed my phone number, so it’s not quite in my head, yet.” Then, I would just come back with a phone number on the receipt to an actual different pizza delivery place. I’d say… “My number is on the back. Call me.”

LMAO! That’d be wrong as hell. I’d be mad as hell if I got back home from delivering pizza, only to call the next day, thinking I’m calling you, then… “Domino’s Pizza. Take out or delivery?”

You’re cold CG LOL!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! That’d be wrong as hell. I’d be mad as hell if I got back home from delivering pizza, only to call the next day, thinking I’m calling you, then… “Domino’s Pizza. Take out or delivery?”

You’re cold CG LOL!

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