Bad Restaurant Experience

[honeychile]

An amusing one from my childhood:

I was on vacation with my parents, and we went to our first Waffle House. My mother asked the waitress if they served Egg Beaters, to which the young waitress replied, "Oh, no, Ma'am! We put them in the blender like everything else!"

And more recently:

About two years ago, we went out with three other couples to a restaurant in Valparaiso, near the school. It wasn't very crowded. The server was going around the table, asking everyone for their order. When he came to Linda, she described exactly what I was going to order, so when he came to me, I said, "I'll have what she's having!"

i doubt that I'll ever get the chance to say that again!