Omg carnation-too funny!
I really don't remember anything I said embarrassing, although I'm sure there are quite a few. But I do remember something my cousin, who was maybe two at the time, said to me that embarrassed the heck out of me. I used to have this really big mole on my leg (which has since been removed) and my cousin came up to me, pointed at it and said..eww poop! I was soooo embarrassed after that