Love recruitment stories!

[chi-o_cat]

I thought this was going to be a thread where people write about how they met their significant other, in the form of a recruitment story.

"I had dates with three people that month. Because I love pizza, I will call each of them a pizza topping.
Pepperoni is really smart and funny, but weirdly obsessed with the TV show Friends.
Mushroom seemed quiet at first, but once I got to know them, we really clicked.
Green Pepper and I didn't have much in common, but we bonded over our mutual dislike of yacht rock."