Who gets more girls? The Kappas or the Ques?

[NinjaPoodle]

The guy with the degree.

[aspirant]

I was actually being serious. You folks play too much so it's hard to get serious greek life questions answered.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by aspirant

I was actually being serious. You folks play too much so it's hard to get serious greek life questions answered.

The responses are letting you know that "Who gets more girls?" is not a serious question.

Sadly, I think your user name may be one you'll have no need to update.

[summer_gphib]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

Sadly, I think your user name may be one you'll have no need to update.

I like ASS-pirant. Just a suggestion!

[aspirant]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Yes. Unlike you, apparently.

So how did sitting out for a few years convert 2009-10 from your junior year to your senior year between August and November? And what did you sit out exactly, your last semester of your senior year?

What organization are you in then?

Because I only needed a few more credits to become a senior.

Originally Posted by KAPPAcino

You've already answered your own question. You believe that guys join frats to get women. So your first choice (based on what you believe about fraternities), was Kappa Alpha Psi. So you believe that we get more women. I'm not disagreeing with you, because we do get all the babes. Our stereotype didn't just appear out of the blue, lol. I was just pointing out the way your posts read.

But the Kappas rejected me. I think the Ques and Kappas are running neck and neck.

Originally Posted by StealthMode

You're not a guy who pledged a fraternity so how would you know?

I don't have to be a member of an organization to know why people join a particular organization. Any idiot knows that.

[PSKsilver]

Originally Posted by aspirant

I don't have to be a member of an organization to know why people join a particular organization. Any idiot knows that.

Yes, any idiot knows that. That's why those idiots generally get turned down.

[thetalady]

Originally Posted by aspirant

I don't have to be a member of an organization to know why people join a particular organization. Any idiot knows that.

Which is clearly why you picked up on it so quickly

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by aspirant

What organization are you in then?

You're a college student. You figure it out.

Because I only needed a few more credits to become a senior.

So does that mean you were lying in November 2009 when you said "I'm a senior now"? Three months after saying "I'm starting my junior year this fall"?

[aspirant]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

You're a college student. You figure it out.

So does that mean you were lying in November 2009 when you said "I'm a senior now"? Three months after saying "I'm starting my junior year this fall"?

You're probably not in a social organization. Those non-social organizations don't count.

No I wasn't lying. I said I was a senior because I was about to be and at the time I was thinking it didn't make sense to keep trying when I was close to graduating. At the time I didn't know funds were going to get tight so I had no idea I was going to sit out again.

Join a real organization. Phi Mu Alpha doesn't count. When I asked you if you were Greek, I was talking about social organizations.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by aspirant

I was actually being serious. You folks play too much so it's hard to get serious greek life questions answered.

Most are having a hard time with the possibility that anyone could really be so clueless.

--of course it's the Sigma Nus who get all the ladies... I thought everyone knew that.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by Kevin

--of course it's the Sigma Nus who get all the ladies... I thought everyone knew that.

Sigma Nus, Kappas, Ques, and the rest of the weaker males get the Alpha Male left-overs.

[dukemama]

Originally Posted by aspirant

I was actually being serious.

This is scary. Truly.

[als463]

Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

The guy with the degree.

^ Best.Answer.Ever. So true.

As someone who is not a member of an NPHC, I have to ask something. Is it normal to "shop around" like this guy seems to be doing? He went from Kappa, to Alpha, and now he is looking at Omega Psi Phi. I didn't think that was looked upon too favorably.

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally Posted by als463

^ Best.Answer.Ever. So true.

As someone who is not a member of an NPHC, I have to ask something. Is it normal to "shop around" like this guy seems to be doing? He went from Kappa, to Alpha, and now he is looking at Omega Psi Phi. I didn't think that was looked upon too favorably.

Clearly we need more intake stories! The few I've read here have been awesome, and I'd love it if any more of the regulars wanted to post a retro story sometime.