An "An-Retro" story

[Loyally Kappa]

All of the Rho Chi's had to temporarily neutralize their letters. Sometime in the past century, sororities began to imbed chips in their newly initiated members so as to do away with pretenders.

There is no more lining up alphabetically to enter the houses. PNMs are transported to either the "Rush-to-Pledge" area or to the "What's your name? Where are you from? What's your major? (W^3)" area.

And what to wear during recruitment is much more democratic. No matter what you wear, there is special lighting that instantly turns all PNMs clothes to an identical shade of whatever each chapter chooses. Needless to say, all there is left in order to stand out is showing skin, but that only works in fraternity houses in 2354 ... just like it did in 2014.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

But more makes sense; at least two of the new ones would have started in the early 2200s - cyborgs were first starting to go to college, and felt a lot of anti-cyborg discrimination; hence 01100011 01101000 01101001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101101 01100010 01100100 01100001 00100000 01101111 01101101 01101001 01100011 01110010 01101111 01101110, or Chi Lambda Omicron was born.

Yup, but they're part of the CFC (Cyborg Fraternity Council).

Originally Posted by MaryPoppins

I'm just glad and really relieved that there never has been a Red Shirt Chapter Colonization here!

Actually, there was. It didn't last long. All of the colonizing sisters died within minutes of initiation. Glad I dodged that phaser shot!

[violetgeek]

Originally Posted by Loyally Kappa

And what to wear during recruitment is much more democratic. No matter what you wear, there is special lighting that instantly turns all PNMs clothes to an identical shade of whatever each chapter chooses. Needless to say, all there is left in order to stand out is showing skin, but that only works in fraternity houses in 2354 ... just like it did in 2014.

So, those special pink, sequined hose won't stand out?

[Loyally Kappa]

Originally Posted by violetgeek

So, those special pink, sequined hose won't stand out?

In 2354, still no one wears panty hose and high heels to the first round of rush ... we still arrive for recruitment with nicely tanned and waxed legs that glisten above our pedicures and hover sandals.

And don't forget about that special lighting that instantly turns all PNMs clothes to an identical shade of whatever each chapter chooses. I wouldn't want to be the only one in the room with blue legs.