ITT We answer Job Interview Questions...with responses that won't get you the job.

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New college grads looking to get that first job out of college.
An improving economy.
Let's help everyone ace that interview...or not...

Tell me about a time that a project went wrong and how did you handle it?

While working on a budget analysis project, I accidentally missed a decimal point. We came out under budget. I looked like a ROCKSTAR, took the money and went to the strip club.

Why did you choose your school?
With students from all over the world, all I have to do is go down to I-Hall, the Internal Student Hall, where I can bang chicks from all over the world without ever leaving campus.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Sitting at your desk, drinking your coffee, doing your job and going home to your wife. *looks at picture of interviewer and wife* Ok, second wife.