ITT We answer Job Interview Questions...with responses that won't get you the job.
 

New college grads looking to get that first job out of college.
An improving economy.
Let's help everyone ace that interview...or not...

Tell me about a time that a project went wrong and how did you handle it?

While working on a budget analysis project, I accidentally missed a decimal point. We came out under budget. I looked like a ROCKSTAR, took the money and went to the strip club.

Why did you choose your school?
With students from all over the world, all I have to do is go down to I-Hall, the Internal Student Hall, where I can bang chicks from all over the world without ever leaving campus.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Sitting at your desk, drinking your coffee, doing your job and going home to your wife. *looks at picture of interviewer and wife* Ok, second wife.