Should I start my own fraternity?

[Kevin]

I can't envision how a group with a 2-year membership cycle could enjoy the sort of stability needed to run what looks like a traditional fraternity. I want to say that I recal Eric Conard waxing eloquent at some point about TKE's ill-fated foray into community college expansion.

I just don't see this working out. I mean, one bad rush and you're basically done for.