What if sorority recruitment were run like the NFL Draft?

[MaryPoppins]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

I'm picturing it.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Big Southern University recruitment draft, Kappa Kappa Gamma selects Suzie Jones!"

*cue excited shouts from Suzie's table where her Kappa mom, grandma, sister, and aunts are both sitting.*

*goes up on stage and holds up sorority jersey for draft photo with Chapter President.*

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

With 2 seconds left on the clock, Chi Omega has elected to make a trade.

Looks like they're going to trade 2 junior transfers Kelly and Katie Harrison to Delta Zeta for freshman Homecoming Princess Jane Johnson. Kelly and Katie both have honor roll GPAs, and are active in Student Gov't and will make great additions to DZs Exec Board.

Jane is a rookie and has the potential to take Chi Omega all the way in the Big Southern University Homecoming Pageant by senior year. She is also has tremedous depth. Her little sister and cousin will also be attending Big Southern next year and the red and gold want to put themselves in a position to build on Jane's legacy.

Originally Posted by IndianaSigKap

And then there is the lonely green room shot of Holly Homecoming who's mother, aunt and older sister were all homecoming queens. She was projected as a Top Ten pick but is still sitting there mid-way in the second round. The TV commentators are speculation as to why she has fallen so far in the draft, "Well, Martha, I was just told that Holly's GPA put her in the yellow zone and on preview weekend she made out with the president of ABC's boyfriend. Back to you, in the studio."

More, more! Bravissima!