ITT we make our own "celebrity riders"

[WhiteRose1912]

I don't think y'all are crazy enough in your demands. (Except for maybe IrishLake.)

Fresh-cut flower arrangements, preferably white or predominantly white; any roses must be white
Three puppies no more than three months of age, two of which should be small- to medium-sized breeds (the third can be toy or large)
Three bottles of good Moscato or Moscato d'Asti
Top shelf rum, vodka, and whiskey + some mixers
A 12-pack of Vanilla Coke
A 12-pack of Coke made with real sugar (or 10-pack if you have to import it as long as the volume is equivalent and it comes in cans)
High speed wi-fi, the best you can get--I want HBO Go to load videos instantly
Hot tub in my room that can comfortably hold six people
Selection of designer bikinis in my size
Unlimited room service with exotic cuisine
Flat screen TV (minimum 52", 60"+ preferred)
Access to a private gym

That sounds about perfect. Party in my room, with puppies. You're all invited but you'll have to bring you own dvds and strippers if that's what you're into.

[Sciencewoman]

^^^ I think you also need a "puppy handler" to take the puppies out, clean up after them, etc., because that's not something you should have to do.

[WhiteRose1912]

I thought about that, but then there would always be a stranger hanging around. I actually don't mind cleaning up after the little guys as long as carpet isn't involved. Hmm... something to consider.

[Sciencewoman]

The puppy handler could wait outside the party suite, and only be beckoned in as needed. The puppy handler would not be allowed to make eye contact with you or any of your guests, obviously.

[WhiteRose1912]

Man. You are good at this. If and when I DO become a celebrity diva, I'm going to have you look over my list of demands before I hand it over.