In this thread, we are movie cliches

[BraveMaroon]

I'm the crusty old/fatherly/loveable police chief who willingly looks the other way while you go on a high speed chase to apprehend the bad guy, even though I made you turn in your badge this morning.

Because I knew your father, who was killed while we were on patrol together, and his dying words were "Look after my boy...".

[KillarneyRose]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

Because I knew your father, who was killed while we were on patrol together, and his dying words were "Look after my boy...".

And of course the dying father was only a week from retirement. sniff.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by KillarneyRose

And of course the dying father was only a week from retirement. sniff.

And the son didn't know the true, heroic nature of his father's death until the old partner filled him on the classified details....

[StealthMode]

Originally Posted by LXA SE285

3) The sassy-but-sexless gay best friend.

4) The perfect hair and makeup on the woman who's just awakened from a night of toe-curling sex.

How on earth do you manage both of those at the same time?

I'm the overly serious student with the biting wit and sarcasm that could bring a grown man to tears because I am the best at everything yet find myself friendless with only my huge volumes of books to keep me company--until I am befriended by that one special person who sees me for who I truly am and gets me to lower my guard and transform into the quirky, light-hearted girl who loves rainbows, bubbles, and helping others put everything into perspective.

I am also the person who writes those film summaries on the back of movie jackets that you realize are not only incredibly accurate but are also all one sentence.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Originally Posted by StealthMode

I am also the person who writes those film summaries on the back of movie jackets that you realize are not only incredibly accurate but are also all one sentence.

I'm the guy that is very into music and comes off as pretentious and judgmental, but once people move past my aloof mannerisms, I have a deep appreciation for music and the artistic process.