Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

This persnickety OCD micromanagement bullpoopie is about to make me jump out the Window... Except I'm on the first floor, so all that would accomplish would be getting locked out of the building.

Still this. Always this.

[SWTXBelle]

Your final was TUESDAY. I told you last week, I posted in facebook, it was on the school calendar.

Don't pull the whole crying thing TODAY when I inform you of this as you try to turn in your essay. I have already submitted grades and don't feel like your failure to follow instructions should result in more work for me.