Tell me your best tent talk stories

[SouthernPhiMu]

ABC is a bunch of lesbians and they have "topless fridays" in the house.

EFG google maps your parent's house to see if it's big and in a "rich area"

If you eat all of your dessert at HIJ they will cut you.

KLM makes all of their new members start tanning and they give them hair and makeup tutorials.

My favorite: Don't join NOP because every girl that joins gains like FIFTY POUNDS their first semester. (These actives were not even large, so I don't know where that one came from).

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by SouthernPhiMu

My favorite: Don't join NOP because every girl that joins gains like FIFTY POUNDS their first semester. (These actives were not even large, so I don't know where that one came from).

Well none of the actives are in their first semester anymore, so they must have lost the weight before the next formal recruitment! Duh.

Originally Posted by honeychile

ABC will do a Dun and Bradstreet on your parents, if not the entire family.

Ugh, I have to look at D&B reports every day at work. I think I would have quit on day 1 if I had spent all my college years looking at them too!