Facebook Status Updates on Recruitment

[victoriana]

Here are a few HILARIOUS tweets I found:

"Omg recruitment week starts today I'm so excited. By the end of this I won't be lying when I say I'm the drunkest sorority girl at the party"

"All these buses on campus that say "Sorority Recruitment" should say "Fraternity Procurement." #pimpin'"

"Somebody please tell me where I can get a pair of fake Jacks. I'm not spending 150 bucks on sandals for sorority rush"

"Dudes say they're relieved they aren't a chick cause of pregnancy, I'm relieved I'm not a chick cause of Sorority Rush Week that would blow."

"Iowa City be warned- sorority rush starts in a week. The heel per-capita rate is about to skyrocket."

"can a thug rush for a sorority?"

"Just drove past sorority rush, won't be long till those girls get #railed"

"Telling me I cant go out during rush week is like telling me to stop throwing up my sorority sign when I'm blackout..Im gunna do it anyways."

[Always AlphaGam]

Originally Posted by victoriana

"Somebody please tell me where I can get a pair of fake Jacks. I'm not spending 150 bucks on sandals for sorority rush"

To be fair, that one was from a ZTA at USC (S. Carolina). LOL

[victoriana]

Originally Posted by Always AlphaGam

To be fair, that one was from a ZTA at USC (S. Carolina). LOL

It makes so much more sense now. I was thinking it was a PNM who thought she needed them to be accepted or something. I wouldn't want to spend $150 on a pair of shoes either!