How to find the perfect husband in college

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by lovespink88

ZING!

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[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by indygphib

Wow. After reading this, I immediately thought of this quote from Billy Madison:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

(OK, that's a little harsh, but you have to admit that piece was pretty awful.)

I love this! and....

Originally Posted by lovespink88

"Okay, a simple no would have done just fine..."

iDied!

Originally Posted by AzTheta

"perfect husband" ? is that not an oxymoron?

[*ducks and runs like the wind. I know I know. I just can't help it. Flame away.]

I mean, we could get into a huge philosophical discussion now, and I suspect I'm in big trouble for yet another off topic thread derailment.

I. Just. Can't. Help. It.

Put me in the corner. Wait, I'll put myself in the corner and save you guys the trouble.

My husband thinks he's perfect. He is mistaken. Sorely.

Originally Posted by irishpipes

Nobody puts AzTheta in a corner.

Perfect response!

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

SHE IS A PUBLIC RELATIONS MAJOR.

She's failing.

[33girl]

This reminds me of the article my ex (he wasn't my boyfriend till a couple years after this) wrote for the school paper. He said that only losers and nerds ate on the right side of the cafeteria, and that swimmers, Zetas, and other people of high social standing ate on the left side. If you knew him and the antipathy he had for Greek life, you KNEW he was making fun of the whole concept, but if you didn't know him (which a lot of people didn't as he was a transfer student) you could have very easily found it offensive.

I'm guessing this is similar - that the girl who wrote it is of a "quirky" nature and everyone who knows her will find it hilarious that she wrote on such a subject. However, in these days of the Internet, it can go across the world in 2.5 seconds and come across really badly.

[lovespink88]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

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