What are reasons someone wouldn't make it through pledging?

[AZTheta]

^^^ Couldn't be that, everyone knows that, thanks to the power of Polly Esther, all catsuits are one size fits all. Seriously. Where've you been, amIblue? Are you one of those fossil GCers who was initiated prior to the advent of plastic?

Now the other parts, like the Violet Volcano and the rhinestone sequin stocking things - I can't speak to that, you know. I mean, really? I'd have to hurt you.

[amIblue?]

Originally Posted by AzTheta

^^^ Couldn't be that, everyone knows that, thanks to the power of Polly Esther, all catsuits are one size fits all. Seriously. Where've you been, amIblue? Are you one of those fossil GCers who was initiated prior to the advent of plastic?

Now the other parts, like the Violet Volcano and the rhinestone sequin stocking things - I can't speak to that, you know. I mean, really? I'd have to hurt you.

Well, you see, that was part of the problem. Even Polly Esther's power couldn't get her into that catsuit. The sorority was left with no choice. They had to get rid of her.

I have no comment on my age. That's beginning to be a sore subject.